Thursday, October 27, 2005

Word of the day

It's not often someone as old and jaded as me finds a new word for a sexual act. I did today though, while researching the unique restorative properties of the humble ginger root:

Figging

You get a piece of ginger, peel it and... Oh, look it up yourself if you really want to know.

8 Comments:

At 3:57 pm, Blogger hungbunny said...

Oh dear, you've opened a can of worms there. I mentioned figging a while back and got inundated with randy Googlers. Or maybe that's your intention?

 
At 4:06 pm, Blogger 01-811-8055 said...

Oh dear. I'm not just copying your blog bit by bit you know. Honest.

Still - I hope some of the would-be figgers comment, that'll be good for a laugh. None of the trainspotters who came here yesterday could even be arsed to leave a smiley.

 
At 4:08 pm, Blogger Larry Teabag said...

What's all this shit? I came here to masturbate.

 
At 4:15 pm, Blogger 01-811-8055 said...

Glad I'm not the only one.

 
At 7:40 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do it to yourself while trying to light a fart in an extremely contorted position (in the middle of the road in, say, a Somerset spa town) and you have "french figging"

 
At 11:25 am, Blogger hungbunny said...

Perhaps the trainspotters and the figgers are one and the same. That's a Venn diagram I'd like to see.

 
At 9:07 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was inspired enough to find out what 'figging' was and 'came' across this review:

the effects are *almost* instant. Within 2 minutes there is an incredibly hot but *more-ish* sensation going on that leaves you not knowing if you want to piss, shit or cum. Or all three.

Anyone for ginger?

 
At 3:03 pm, Blogger 01-811-8055 said...

leaves you not knowing if you want to piss, shit or cum.

Forget ginger - Blackthorn does that to me. It's not a quiet pint.

 

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