Word of the day
It's not often someone as old and jaded as me finds a new word for a sexual act. I did today though, while researching the unique restorative properties of the humble ginger root:Figging
You get a piece of ginger, peel it and... Oh, look it up yourself if you really want to know.
posted by 01-811-8055 @ 12:50 pm
8 Comments:
Oh dear, you've opened a can of worms there. I mentioned figging a while back and got inundated with randy Googlers. Or maybe that's your intention?
Oh dear. I'm not just copying your blog bit by bit you know. Honest.
Still - I hope some of the would-be figgers comment, that'll be good for a laugh. None of the trainspotters who came here yesterday could even be arsed to leave a smiley.
What's all this shit? I came here to masturbate.
Glad I'm not the only one.
Do it to yourself while trying to light a fart in an extremely contorted position (in the middle of the road in, say, a Somerset spa town) and you have "french figging"
Perhaps the trainspotters and the figgers are one and the same. That's a Venn diagram I'd like to see.
I was inspired enough to find out what 'figging' was and 'came' across this review:
the effects are *almost* instant. Within 2 minutes there is an incredibly hot but *more-ish* sensation going on that leaves you not knowing if you want to piss, shit or cum. Or all three.
Anyone for ginger?
leaves you not knowing if you want to piss, shit or cum.
Forget ginger - Blackthorn does that to me. It's not a quiet pint.
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