Friday, April 06, 2007

Another hilarious photograph interloper

Tut, tut. You wouldn't be doing that in my society.

posted by 01-811-8055 @ 1:15 pm 0 comments

Elder Abuse - shocking and disgusting

I was recently alerted by way of a poster advertising campaign to the shocking level of Elder Abuse being committed in our so-called society.

This is disgusting and shocking, but it is an all-too-easy trap for the average man in the street to fall into.


Look at the fucking state of that. What a mess. They just can't look after themselves.

Jeeesus Christ! What the fuck are those supposed to be?

Look, I'm just getting angry now. Are they trying to wind me up?

You fucking cunt!

No, that's enough. Burn the fucking lot of them in a big gas oven, I say.

posted by 01-811-8055 @ 12:54 pm 0 comments

Fucking Bollocks Arsecrack

I have a terrible jealous streak and today I'm jealous of Mr Bitches

Fucking Bollocks Arsecrack - that's fucking bollocks arsecrack, I want to be top on Google for a sweary search too.

Does this work?

posted by 01-811-8055 @ 12:49 pm 2 comments

Monday, April 02, 2007

Disgusted and shocked that this kind of thing still goes on

Overheard in a pub the other day:

"My friend is going to have to move out of her flat, because she's Jew."

All matter of fact, just like that, like we were all sat in the Bürgerbräu Keller or something.

I was so shocked that I didn't gather who was forcing her to move out (the landlord? the neighbours?) but whatever - surely there's a law against this sort of thing?

posted by 01-811-8055 @ 1:10 pm 1 comments