Saturday, January 07, 2006

Indolence

Look everyone, he can FLY!

You're not telling me he needed a bike to manage it, that'd be a bit like me saying I need a colander in order to walk.

So... Why didn't he just float back up to the spaceship when it took off at the start of the film?

I'll tell you why - he's just lazy:

"Shall I catch up with them now? Nah, sod it, I'll sit about in this shed eating chocolate and drinking beer instead."

No wonder they accidentally left him behind.

4 Comments:

At 7:11 pm, Blogger Combat Doc said...

I hate ET, thanks.

 
At 10:19 am, Blogger Rick said...

i hate anyone that has one finger longer than all their others. even if it can fix things

 
At 1:26 pm, Blogger unconciousboy said...

Ohh, topical.

 
At 1:12 pm, Blogger Gulfboot Johnson said...

That's genius, that is.

 

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