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This week I have mostly been eating...

...Pea and Ham Soup.

Homemade pea and ham soup, that is, none of your tinned rubbish:

• Take two boxes of dried peas and soak them overnight
• Fry an onion and some garlic in a large pan
  
• Add some bacon bits
• Add two vegetable Oxo and a kettle full of boiling water
• Simmer until the peas are mushy
• Put a blender thing in the mixture and blend until smooth
• Add some more bacon bits
• Add cornflour if necessary
• Cook for a bit
• Eat the soup
  

Not only does this taste great and cost little, it also turns your shit green!

Seriously. My shit last night was sort of yellowish green and had a consistency pretty much like the soup (probably due to excess lager consumption). By this afternoon, the stool was firm again and much darker green.

Result!

posted by 01-811-8055 @ 3:38 pm